Sunday, March 27, 2005

Just In - Anne Coulter is the Devils Concubine

I have it direct from our Bunk Port man in hell that Ann Coulter has just accepted the coveted position of the Devils Concubine. The prestigious post is considered a must have entry on any right wing pundits resume. Some of Anne's more famous predecessors include Bill O'riely (who the Devil felt lacked certain strength and fullness), Sean Hannity (who resigned after reports surfaced that he coveted the Devils power), and Rush Limbaugh who was let go when drug addiction rendered him deficient in areas vital to the job.


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