Saturday, April 08, 2006

Bush thinks he's Lincoln, let's play along

Lincoln saved the Union from rebel axes. Bush saved Exxon Billions in taxes.

Lincoln gave the Gettysburg address. Bush made Iraq a mess.

Lincoln freed the slaves. Bush let's Osama hide in caves.

Lincoln's wife was Mary Todd. Bush's wife gags on knob.

Lincoln was a thoughtfull man. Bush is just a friggin scam.

Lincoln won the civil war. Bush got drunk and drove a car.

Lincoln served his country in battle. Bush is all hat and very little cattle.

Lincoln was shot by john Wilkes Booth. Bush fell off his bike and broke a tooth.

Lincoln will forever be a hero. Bush is just a total zero.

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