Friday, August 11, 2006

That settles it, we must invade England

It is clear from current events that a grave threat to the United States of America exists in England. The terrorists have demonstrated a willingness to hide among innocent English civilians while plotting the destruction lf the US.

Our doctrine of "fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here" is more than relevant in this case. Sure there will be some collateral damage, but we must root out the terrorists hiding among innocent English civilians.

Round the clock bombing of London and the surrounding countryside should begin immediately. We must win the hearts and minds of the English people while we destroy the terrorist elements hiding among them. We are certain to be greeted as liberators.

1 Comments:

Blogger PoliShifter said...

Hell, Englands still got due process and shit. They still make the police and gummint go to the courts to get writs and warrants.

Stupid activist courts.

You're right...England is the New AL Qaeda.

8:55 PM  

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